February 2012
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October 2010
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September 2010
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August 2010
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Photoshop this Shit: This horsegirl of the...
iheartchaos:
Yup, this photo’s sort of old and has been floating around the internet for a while, but it still makes goof photoshop fodder. Submit your entries below and I’ll compile them into a post this time next week (Friday August 27 2010).
Gird your loins: Human Centipede is getting a XXX...
iheartchaos:
Did anyone have the odds of how quickly Human Centipede would be turned into a porno? The answer is next year, from the same company that did the Big Lebowski XXX parody. Called “Human Sex-ipede”, it’ll be able people being stuck mouth to genitals instead of mouth to ass.
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July 2010
6 posts
June 2010
16 posts
quote of the day
“you missed the part about me not feeding the dogs for a week then they taught me how to dance”-Tyler Malone-
quote of the day
“you red planet son of a bitch”-Tyler Malone-
Odd Fact of the Day
There are only two sequences of four consecutive letters that can be found in the English language: rstu and mnop. Examples of each are understudy and gymnophobia.
Quote of the Day
“Drink to the point of hilarity”-St. Thomas Aquinas-
quote of last night of the day
“I don’t want to dance too much but…”-Tyler Malone-
Liz Lemon-ism of the Day
“One time I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti! Sometimes I pee in the shower if I’m really tired! I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn’t leave right away!”
Quote of the Day
“I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.”-Louisa May Alcott-
Odd Fact of the Day
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache…maybe ladies dont dig the ‘stache…nah.
Liz Lemon-ism of the Day
“Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America?”
Odd Fact of the Day
The longest game of Monopoly played underwater is 45 days.
Quote of the Day
“If you are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life, your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.”-George Bernard Shaw-
May 2010
46 posts
Quote of the Day
“Science flies you to the Moon, religion flies you into buildings.”
Liz Lemon-ism of the Day
“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”
quote of the day
“when you bring the thunder, sometimes you get lost in the storm.”-Kenny powers-
Liz Lemon-ism of the Day
“I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.”
Question of the Day
What’s the opposite of opposite?
Liz Lemon-ism of the Day
“Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he’s gonna kill you and then he’s gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.”
Quote of the Day
“Don´t ask what the world needs. Rather ask – what makes you come alive? Then go and do it! Because what the world needs is people who have come alive” -Howard Thurman-